I may be a bit scatterbrained… especially with my phone.

Under pillows, on the floor, in the laundry basket, in the fridge (yes, really), on random shelves, under pillows and/or blankets, in the car… you name it, I’ve left it there. I’ve even done searches when the phone was RIGHT IN MY HAND!

Don’t lie. You know you can totally relate.

Conversations with hubby #2

* A typical day *

Me:
(frantically searching through the house)
Sweetie, have you seen my phone?

Steve:
(without looking up)
Did you check your purse?

Me:
Yes.

Steve:
The kitchen?

Me:
Yes!

Steve:
The bedroom?

Me:
YES!

Steve:
…IN the bed?

Me:
(through gritted teeth)
YEEEEEEEES!

Steve:
Then I got nothin’.

Me:
(Stomps away angrily)

* Five minutes later *

Me:
I found it.

Steve:
And, it was….?

Me:
(Mumbling)
In the bed….

Steve:
Huh? What’d you say? Did you say it was in the bed?

Me:
Yes, yes!!! IN THE BED. UNDER THE DAMN PILLOW.
(Flops down on the couch)

Steve:
You’re welcome.

Me:
(Angrily flips through the phone in silence)

*AAAAAAAND, scene*

 

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